Never miss a chance to rest your horse
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Only cows know why they stampede.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then, to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Don't name a cow you plan to eat.
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
A bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.